| Prepare to be awefilled! |
[Oct. 25th, 2005|05:59 am] |
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| |  astounded | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Manfred Mann - Blinded by the Light | ] |
Okay, I'm a seasoned websurfer. I've seen, like, every site out there... at least twice... and then some, probably. As a result, I can quite confidently cast blanket generalizations like: most of the web is mindless crap!
I know, I know, right now you're thinking, "well, sure, the web is pretty crapful, but it's not MOSTLY crap! It's like, maybe, half-crap... MAX! We humans are marvellous creatures whose majestic inborn curiousity and imagination allow us to transcend our limitations and achieve astounding feats! I mean, at least a quarter of the web's gotta be intellectually redeeming, doesn't it?"
Well, I knew you were going to think that, so to shut you up, I did some research and dug up the cold, hard, incontrovertible facts about the the web:
Try to controvert THOSE facts, sucka!
Anyhow, where was I going with this? Oh yeah! Every once in a while -- thanks to the wrinkly hand of old man fate -- you end up stumbling across a site whose very existence astounds and perplexes you. A site so extraordinary that no mortal human could've created it. One whose creation must've been the result of some supernatural synergistic gestalt, or collective unconscious, or really really late night with too much coffee. This is the golden 0.0(whatever I said up there)01% of the web, and I still have its sweet perplexing aftertaste in my mouth.
I apologize for the LJ-cut tag, but the link has to be contained to protect the rest of the web; the site's geniusitude is so copious that, if left uncontained, the geniusitational field woudl eventually suck rest of the web into it like a black hole and cause an information supernova, with Hawking radiation and bits of flying wood and stuff.
( ( ( CLICK HERE TO GAZE UPON THE INEFFABLE ) ) ) |
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| Welcome to this week's installment of: True Stories! |
[Sep. 30th, 2005|02:49 am] |
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| |  truthy | ] |
So, I found a quarter on the street today. When I asked around, nobody knew who it belonged to, so I posted signs around the neighbourhood.
Eventually a bum came to my door claiming it was his. So, I shot him.
The bullet cost 49 cents.
I felt bad for the bullet, so I kept the quarter.
...
True story. |
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| This just in: jewel-festooned rack! |
[May. 21st, 2005|10:09 pm] |
NEWSFLASHMODEL'S BOOBS POSE FOR PHOTO-OP | Pictured above: boobs
Not pictured: face |
CANNES, France (AP) -- Miss Europe, Shermine Shahrivar of Germany, poses during red carpet arrivals for French directors Arnaud and Jean-Marie Larrieu's in-competition film 'Peindre ou Faire l'Amour' at the 58th Cannes Film Festival May 18, 2005. |
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| The bling report.. |
[May. 14th, 2005|03:59 pm] |
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| |  daaaamn! | ] |
Are your teeth discoloured and yellow?
Would you rather they were shiny and yellow?
And encrusted with diamonds?
Diamonds that spin?
THEN, TRIPLE-X GOLD TEETH INC. MAY BE ABLE TO HELP YOU! |
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| I normally don't do memes, but... |
[May. 14th, 2005|03:41 pm] |
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| |  sexy | ] |
YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE
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|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR F*CKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS YOU AINT' SEXY FOR SH*T! |
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| Link time! |
[May. 12th, 2005|11:51 pm] |
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| |  cor blimey! | ] |
If you are at all a fan of British humour and haven't yet experienced the unadulterated nerdy joy which is the following link, please do:
It's educational and fun!!! |
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| More irony than a multivitamin... |
[Apr. 30th, 2005|01:28 pm] |
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| |  wtf | ] |
Here's your daily dose of WTFOMFG:
This is real.
Right now, I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment I stepped into Bizarro-universe... it's hard to nail down, but I think it was right before the "dot-com boom". |
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| ...awesomeness abounds!!! |
[Apr. 27th, 2005|06:20 am] |
Hi everybodies!!@!!
In about two hours I've got my last university exam ever. Which means by high-noon I'll be a bona-fide Bachelor of Computing! (THAT'S RIGHT LADIES, AN ELIGIBLE BACHELOR!!!)
In the process of staying up all night and studying hard, I've run across loads of random entertaining distractions. For example, if you're a fan of goofy synchronized dancing (i.e. They Might Be Giants), or rocking out, or oldschool synthesizers, or wardrobe malfunctions, or anything awesome, then you must see this:
Well, I'd better get back to it. Sayonara, suckas! |
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| THE NEXT STAGE IN SPAMVOLUTION HAS ARRIVED!!! |
[Feb. 26th, 2005|02:33 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  futured!!!1 | ] |
That's right, you heard me: I have just witnessed the next stage in spamvolution!
What is it like? Well, not only does future spam guarantee "happy time l0ow prices", but its font is much bigger!
You don't believe me? Then behold for yourself!
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To: Dalton Ziemski <is@ill-logic.com>
Subject: particularlyPriced meds bon
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 10:16:18 -0800 (13:16 EST)
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Neat, huh? If you're good at text-art, there could be a bright future for you in spam!
Most of you are probably completely awed by this fantastical futuristic spam technique, but since I'm an expert spamvolutionologist, I'm already thinking about the next spamvolutionary step! That's right, while your mind is busy being blown, mine is busy embracing future spamvolutionary possibilities.
Here's what I've come up with: I theorize that spam of the future will spamvolve further, and that this newly spamvolved spam will contain even huger letters, each of which are composed entirely of random spam-poetry!
By this point, your mind should be so totally blown that there's no way you could even begin to imagine such massively futuristic spam. So, to help your frightened and flailing mind grasp onto this futuristic concept, I have created the following visual aid. This is what spam of the even-more-future should look like:
EN|LA#RGE Y'OUR P3N/I5' ^- imagine these letters are made of random spam-poetry
Shocking, huh? |
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| Stop me if you've heard this one... |
[Feb. 26th, 2005|01:26 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  nostalgic | ] |
So there's these two Irishmen walking down the road, and they come across a sign that says 'tree fellers wanted.' One looks at the other and says, "it's a shame there's only two of us".
*rimshot*
Hayooo!!! |
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| Go Ignorance! |
[Nov. 3rd, 2004|01:24 pm] |
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| |  chipper | ] |
Politics is great. You see, the propaganda gets together with the mammaganda, and they have all the little goslings!
So, as a service to the people of livejournal, I have taken the liberty of extrapolating current political and economic trends to create this dramatic representation of the next 4 years of American history:
Click here to see THE FUTURE!
Enjoy! :D (I know I will...) |
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| Laziest update EVAR! |
[Sep. 10th, 2004|11:32 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | updatey | ] |
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| | Current music? That's for swine. Give me VIKING WAR DIRGES!! | ] |
I haven't written anything in a long time.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad...
Perhaps this comic can answer that question!
(to all those people whose friends pages I just made supah-wide... HAW HAW!! :D) |
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| Memes are a mirror into the soul... |
[Jul. 20th, 2004|04:05 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  confused | ] |
Memes are an awesome way of finding out more about yourself! That's why everybody likes them so much!!! There is truth in LJ memes!!!
Check this one out:
| sinisterputty's LJ stalker is sinisterputty! | | sinisterputty is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also stalking you in real life. Look out! |
Wow that explains a lot! I was wondering why I kept calling myself, breathing heavily and hanging up.
I wonder if I'll ever get to find out how awesome I am in bed... I can only hope, while simultaneously living in fear of a chance meeting with myself. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 21st, 2004|02:25 pm] |
don't mind me, i just have to do some finger calesthenics...
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AAAAAAANNNNDDDD... I'm spent.
what a workout. i'm going to be feelin' that tomorrow!! |
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